Holy shit, just spilled coffee on my keyboard. Oh well... it appears to be in perfect working order... the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog... yep. 'Course it still won't fix my tyops... damn the bad luck.
Coffee also got on my pants, which led me to the discovery of yet another property of the infamous "backward pants" (yes, i'm wearing the damn things again)... they're water-resistant (or at least coffee resistant)!!! Coffee just beaded up aand rolled off. That is fucked up.