I shouldn't find this funny, but I do.

Mom (3:54:22 PM): hi, how are the papers going?

Auto response from Aladariel (3:54:22 PM): turning in my ihum paper and then selling my ihum books back to the people who anally raped me for them. bureaucratic motherfuckers. at least i'm not wearing shoes.

Mom (3:55:17 PM): charming away message.

i should be mortified. but instead i can't stop laughing. bureaucratic motherfuckers. hahahahahaha. *sigh* i crack me up.