Rope

If you are going to stand up from the chair and kick it as hard as you can in order to send it airborne before colliding with the wall, but would like the chair to suddenly jerk about abruptly in its trajectory and fall to the ground with a disturbing clamor, it is necessary to first tie a rope from the chair to any fixed object, like a shelf. Make sure you use a strong knot-tie on both ends of the rope. Also, see to it that the shelf is properly fastened to the wall, otherwise you run the risk of having the shelf be torn loose from the wall, and the chair will not stop abruptly midair.

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